Pee My Plants Garden Statue

💦 Time to Tinkle! Your Plants Just Got a Whole Lot Funnier... 😏🌿

Say goodbye to boring watering routines and hello to giggles and green thumbs! Introducing the Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture — a cheeky little guy that turns hydration into hilarity. Inspired by the iconic peeing boy fountains of ancient times, this miniature mischief-maker is here to spice up your plant care ritual!

🌱 Why You’ll Love It:

• 👶💧 Whimsical & Witty Design
  A hilarious take on a Renaissance classic — tiny boy statue "watering" your plants for you!

• 🎯🌊 Targeted Pour, Less Mess
  Just fill him up — he’ll pee a precise stream right into your plant pot.

• 🎁😂 Perfect Gift for Potty Humor Fans
  Ideal for Renaissance lovers, jokesters, and anyone with a sense of humor!

• 🪴📏 Desktop-Sized, Big on Laughs
  Compact enough for indoor plants, bold enough to start conversations.

• 🔁💚 Motivates You to Water (but Not Overwater!)
  So fun, you’ll want to water daily... but let’s not kill your plant, okay? 😅

🎉 Makes plant care silly, satisfying, and totally shareable!
Grab yours now and give your houseplants the funniest little fountain they never knew they needed. 💦🪴